The internet is … well, let’s say it’s a wacky place. That’s why dog mom and Nationwide pet insurance member Shannon H. skipped Firefox in favor of WackyHound. She says, “She has distinct eyebrows. Her nickname is ‘I-browse’—pronounced ‘eyebrows’—which is short for Internet Browser. When she’s confused, we say she’s still buffering.” Download a little delight with Internet Browser.
Like any online browser, Internet Brower’s secretly all about surveillance. “We call her the PDA police, because if anyone hugs, she tries to break it up so she can get the hug instead,” Shannon says.
And like any electronic device, this wacky pet is averse to getting wet: “She also refuses to go outside after it’s rained. She’ll just stand there and look at us like we just asked her to do calculus equations until we go back inside.”
To protect her Internet Browser, Shannon opted out of two-factor authentication and a strong, impossibly complex password. Instead, she hacked the system with pet insurance from Nationwide. “It’s offered through my work,” she says.
Shannon H. Nationwide member since 2025
